Does absolutely nothing.
Then builds a house.
Then dies.
Glonk House is what happens when “do nothing” gets real estate.
The pipes groan. The floors don’t work. The ceiling sighs.
Nobody lives here on purpose. They just… stop moving.
You didn’t choose this.
It just Glonked.
| HOUSE OF STATS | |
|---|---|
| total supply | 1,000,000,000,000 |
| tax | 0% because effort |
| liquidity | gone |
| devs | deceased |
| chain | Solana (unfortunately) |
We stand by these numbers.
We’re not building anything. We’re not going anywhere. We just sit here, exist a little, and fade. If that sounds like your kind of place, you’re already one of us. Follow. Lurk. Say nothing. Glonk quietly.
© 2025 Glonk House. Does absolutely nothing and dies.